That said, he has moments of tremendous drive and ambition.
We went to our local Bounce U. It's an amazing indoor play place that has rooms and rooms of bouncy castles. Any inflatable plaything you can think of, it's there. After a two-hour open session there, Ryan actually put himself down for a three-hour nap.
Ryan had been there once before with a school trip, but it was my first visit. Man, I wish there had been something like that when I was a kid (and that I had been the kind of kid who would have enjoyed it the way I would now. Scratch that, I wish they had adult sessions.) They divide the open-bounce session in halves - the kids spend the first half in one room, and the second half in another room full of completely different bouncy stuff. During the first half, Ryan kept asking if it was time to go into the second room - over and over and over again. When the second room opened, he ran straight for this thing:
But Ryan kept trying.
I swear I'm not making this up: several minutes into his attempt to reach the second web level, this music came on the stereo:
And after Lord-knows how long, he reached the second web.
And the third.
And the fourth.
And he went down the slide.
And after he had bounced on everything else in the room, he went back to the web thingy and did it again.