Thursday, February 28, 2013

Top 6 Stupidist Things I've Had to Say This Week

6. You want me to zip my sweatshirt before I close the door? Um, ok.

5: Put Daddy's circular saw back. Daddy's tools do not need to go anywhere.

4: Why is the mail in the dishwasher?

3. OF COURSE I've looked in his closet!

2. So you want me to go back out the door, close it, open it again, come in again, and close the door behind me? Um, ok.

1. The toilet brush does not belong in the desk drawer.

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